Mission Statement

This is my first blog that I have full intention on updating on a semi regular basis. I tried a few times before, but one thing or another caused me to give up on it.

One time I made the mistake of actually putting what I thought about things on a blog and that totally sucked. When my first wife and I were dating, after 2 weeks she told me she loved me. I kinda freaked out, so I "blogged about it" and that didn't turn out too well; which brings me to a point.

POINT: To any young men out there trying to get a girlfriend, or seeking a relationship. "If you see a girl who has 2 or more of the following 3 things on, or about her, do not try to get involved with her. 1. a half empty bottle of MD 20/20 (if you don't know what that is do a little google-fu) 2. any visible tattoo below the knee and above the ankle 3. a voice that sounds like police car is raping a baby seal, if that makes any sense."All these tips are a good basis for their own reason, but one, by themselves is not enough to brush them off, but you should be wary if they aren't wearing jeans, and don't talk much, but just move on to the next one.

I kinda got off track, so lets get this dog and donkey show on the road. The Mission Statement of this blog is: "Listen to what I have to say and your life will be better. I am right 90% of the time, and sound like I am right 110%, so that makes an average of 100% always right, all the time. Even my opinions are right. If you don't take what I have to say (type) to heart, at least enjoy the blog for what it is. Good 'wholesome' American entertainment."